(OOC: Aw, thank you so much! That’s really sweet of you. :’) )
THAT’S FIIIINE!! I DON’T CAAARE!! I GOT T-TWO BETTER MEN ANYWAYS! BEN AND JERRY WILL ALWAYS LOOOVE MEEE!!
[Huffs.] Your king might as well throw in the towel and just give the kids the ol’ “birds and the bees” speech and get it over with.
Now you gumdrops pay attention! And quit eatin’ your pencils, I expect you all to take notes.
[Siiiiiiigh.] Hoohoo… well, if he’s single and lookin’, then who am I to turn down such a handsome king? Hehe~
Oh, you know. Baby’s first firing arms. Eeeeheheheheheheheh.
-Drinks all the wine from glass after his has been filled- “Ah, now-” -Immediately drops, passed out-
[Giggles drunkenly at himself.]
Heheheh….. I am such a lightweight…. hoho… ho… [Conks out too.]
-Traces patterns on KG’s chest- “I wouldn’t know, I only got here this morning. Why don’t we open up a bottle of wine anyway?~”
[A look a relief briefly crosses his face.] Ahahaha! For a sec there I thought… er. [Coughs.] Haha, never you mind!
[Chuckles sheepishly again as his cheeks tint a bit redder than usual. It’s not everyday he wakes up next to such a perfect ten, after all.]
Oh ho? Seems a bit early, buuuuuuuuuuut… hoohoo! Sure, what the heck? How can I say no to that face?
[Whips out a bottle and two glasses from behind his back with a grin.]
"Sassypants? ……………………………" -Shrugs- "Well I can be pretty sassy. Now that we’re here…" -Scoots closer on the bed-
Oh ho? [Chuckles.] Gettin’ fresh there, aren’t we, me?
[Beat as it suddenly dawns on him where they are.]
……er, quick question: How much did I drink last night?
—huh-wha?! [Realizes what he’s holding and throws it away in horror.] AAARRGHH!!
Mod dangit, sassypants!! You said you wouldn’t pull this nonsense anymore, you conniving little— [Pauses, seeing that it’s not the racer he thinks it is beside him.] —oh.
Ahaha~ Whoopsie-doodle. Wrong guy, eheheh.